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With insincere apologies to my fellow Celts, I give you:
A Celiac Blessing
May the chefs never wheat you.
May the xanthan gum ye never lack.
May the pain no longer fall across your face,
or failure mar your baking yields,
and until we meet again, may your loyal bread machine be always near at hand.
M.C.
for St. Patrick's Day 1996