i hope everyone knows i was being sarcastic. 

--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Ken,
> 
> Reminds me of the "joke" going around in 1980:
> 
> What's flat and black and glows in the dark?
> 
> Tehran, two hours after Reagan's inauguration.
> 
> On Jan 28, 2008 6:25 PM, ken barber
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> 
> > Bits of the State of the Union Address have been
> > leaked to the press.
> >
> > some of the key announcements tonight are
> >
> > 1. As I speak the U.S. Airforce is bombing Iran. I
> do
> > not want to leave office before doing this, the
> next
> > president can finish up.
> >
> > 2. while I am at it we will take out Pakastan too
> as
> > it has been bothersome lately.
> >
> > 3. Since Americans seem to want to copy Canada's
> > healtcare system I have decided to bomb Canada so
> as
> > to remove the temptation.
> >
> > 4. maybe France too since the planes are in the
> air
> > anyway.
> >
> > 5. I plan to confer with the British Prime
> Minister to
> > see if I missed anybody.
> >
> > IT IS A SPEECH YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS. :)
> >
> >
> >
> > 
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> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
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> unreasonable one
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