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The Tearful Bride
A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs,
"Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was
all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen
turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the
price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her
mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was
the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane
ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the
directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from
a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
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