Hmmm,, Now, I think this might be me, I.... Think.....

Chuckle!
Now if I can just remember where I left that 100 dollar bill.....

Dronvor

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Subject: Fw: A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there
is mail on the hall table.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can
under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide  to put
the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash  anyway, I
may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check
left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where
I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look  for my
checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't
accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the coke, a
vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be  watered. I
set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water
the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the
kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be
looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen
table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first
I'll water the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the  floor. So,
I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the
spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there
is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered,
there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the  remote, I
can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I
realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail.
Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because
I don't remember to whom it has been sent.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
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