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From: "John Perna" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, December 25, 2006 8:01 AM
Subject: [CCNN] Seasons greetings: Politically correct and politically
incorrect versions
> Seasons greetings: Politically correct and politically incorrect versions
>
> We wish you Seasons greetings!
>
> Politically correct version of seasons greetings:
>
> Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza
>
> Sorry for the delay...my Legal Council just approved the following Holiday
> Greeting:
>
> To All My Friends:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
> an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive,
> gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
> within
> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
> or
> secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful,
> personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
> onset
> of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect
> for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
> society
> have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
> greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
> hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
> ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
> orientation
> of the wishee.
> This message does not advocate the exploitation of working class elves,
> or other handicapped persons.
> This message is respectful to the rights of reindeer and other animals,
> and not advocate the use of fur.
>
> By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
>
> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
> promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
> revocable
> at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
> expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
> year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
> comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
> issuance
> of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
>
> Politically incorrect seasons greetings:
> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
>
>
>
>
>
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