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Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 7:11 PM
Subject: 7%


A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, 
I would like to know

What Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He 
opened one of the doors

And the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round 
table.

In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious 
and made the holy man's

Mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.  They 
appeared to be famished.

They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their 
arms and each found it

Possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful but because the 
handle was longer than

Their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight  of their misery and suffering. The Lord 
said, "You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as 
the first one. There was

The large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's 
mouth water.

The people  were equipped with the same type of long-handled spoons, but 
here the people were well

 Nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't 
understand."

"It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they have 
learned to feed each other,

While the greedy think only of themselves."

When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!
If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this with the 
title 7%. 93% of people

 Won't forward this.

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