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I thought so too.
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From: "John Schwery" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, February 10, 2007 9:02 PM
Subject: Re: Thoughts
> Nice taglines.
>
> earlier, Lyn Latham, wrote:
> 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
>
>>>>2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very
>>>>often
>>>>anyway.
>>>>
>>>>3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
>>>>standing in a garage makes you a car.
>>>>
>>>>4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>>>>
>>>>5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>>>>
>>>>6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>>>>
>>>>7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
>>>>serious.
>>>>
>>>>8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>>>>
>>>>9. For every action, there is an equal & opposite government
>>>>program.
>>>>
>>>>10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
>>>>trip.
>>>>
>>>>11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>>>>
>>>>12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel
>>>>good.
>>>>
>>>>13. Eat well, stay fit and die anyway. (Just remember how lucky
>>>>you
>>>>were to get a free trip around the sun.
>>>>
>>>>14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
>>>>
>>>>15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>>>>
>>>>16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>>>>
>>>>17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind & narrowness of the
>>>>waist
>>>>changes places.
>>>>
>>>>18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>>>>
>>>>19. Junk is something you've kept for years & throw away three
>>>>weeks
>>>>before you need it.
>>>>
>>>>20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>>>>
>>>>21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize
>>>>a
>>>>mistake when you make it again.
>>>>
>>>>22. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
>>>>
>>>>23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>>>>
>>>>24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
>>>>real
>>>>world.
>>>>
>>>>25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that
>>>>you've
>>>>never tried before.
>>>>
>>>>Block quote end
>>>>
>>>>Donna and Lettie
>>>>[log in to unmask]
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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> John
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