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haha.  that was cute.
Jenifer gilley 
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Carol Pearson" <[log in to unmask]>
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Subject: Fw: [GCFL.net] Preacher Barber


> This raised a smile for me.  Hope you smile too!
> 
> --
> Carol - Reading, UK
> 
> To you, o Lord, I lift up my soul;
> In You I trust, o my God.  . . .."  PS25:1-2 NIV.
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "The Good, Clean Funnies List" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: "Carol Pearson" <[log in to unmask]>
> Cc: "The Good, Clean Funnies List" <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:00 AM
> Subject: [GCFL.net] Preacher Barber
> 
> 
>> There was once a small rural community--so small, in fact,
>> that the only church in town was a small Baptist church
>> whose pastor had to double up as the local barber to make
>> ends meet.
>> 
>> A man living in this small community had invested wisely and
>> was enjoying his newfound comfort. This man got out of bed
>> one day to go through his daily routine. He looked into the
>> mirror as he was about to shave and said to himself, "I make
>> enough money now that I don't have to shave myself. I'll go
>> down to the barber and let him shave me from now on." So he
>> did.
>> 
>> He walked into the barber shop and found the preacher/barber
>> was out calling on shut-ins. The barber's wife, Grace, said,
>> "I usually do the shaves anyway. Sit down and I'll shave
>> you." So he did.
>> 
>> She shaved him and he asked, "How much do I owe you?"
>> 
>> "Twenty-five dollars," Grace replied. The man thought that
>> was somewhat expensive and that he might have to get a shave
>> every other day. Nonetheless, he paid Grace and went on his
>> way.
>> 
>> The next day, he woke up and found his face to be just as
>> smooth as the day before. No need for a shave today, he
>> thought. Well, it was a $25 shave.
>> 
>> The next day he awoke to find his face as smooth as a baby's
>> bottom. Wow! he thought. It amazed him, as he normally would
>> need to shave daily to keep his clean-shaven business look.
>> 
>> Day 3, he woke up and his face was still as smooth as the
>> minute after Grace had finished. Now, somewhat perplexed,
>> the man went down to the barber shop to ask some questions.
>> 
>> This particular day, the pastor was in, and the man asked
>> him why his face was as smooth as it was the first day it
>> was shaven.
>> 
>> The kind old pastor gently explained, "Friend, you were
>> shaved by Grace, and once shaved, always shaved."
>> 
>> Received from Pastor Tim.
>> 
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