Ken, et al,

So _that's_ what they're saying! ;-{)}  (I'm looking for a Democrat to English Dictionary, or a liberal to English dictionary, too!)

This is the closest I can find:

http://www.reversevoteswap.org/archives/2005/04/abb_to_english_1.html


Kendall 

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

-George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

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Subject: FW: Translation --Republican-to-English Dictionary

Thought you could use this as the politicians are on the stump. Thoa
Republican-to-English Dictionary
            (Neocon Edition)


For use when you have trouble deciphering speeches and news reports:

alternative energy sources/n./ New locations to drill for gas and oil.

bankruptcy/n./ A means of escaping debt available to corporations but not to poor people.

"burning bush"/n./ A biblical allusion to the response of the President of theUnited  States, when asked a question by a journalist who has not been paid to inquire about non-issues.

Cheney, Dick/n./ The greater of 2  evils.

class warfare/n./ Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.

climate change/n./ Progress toward the blessed day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.

compassionate conservatism/n./ Poignant concern for the very wealthy.

creation science/n./ Pseudo-science that claims George W. Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental.

DeLay, Tom/n./ Past tense of DeLie.

extraordinary rendition/n./ Outsourcing torture.

faith/n./ The belief that the Beatitudes (statements made by JC) include "Blessed are the rich" and "Blessed are the warmakers."

free markets/n./ Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.

girly-men/n./ Males who neglect opportunities to grope unwilling women.

God/n./ Senior presidential adviser.

growth/n./ 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What happens to the national debt when policy is made according to Definition 1.

healthy forest/n./ No tree left behind.

honesty/n./ Lies told in simple declarative sentences
(e.g., "Freedom is on the march.").

House of Representatives/n./ Exclusive club; entry fee: $1 million to $5 million
(See: Senate).

insanity/n./ See: staying the course.

laziness/n./ When the poor are not working.

leisure time/n./ When the wealthy are not working.

liberal(s)/n./ Followers of the Antichrist.

No Child Left Behind/riff./. There are always jobs in the military.

ownership society/n./ 1. A civilization where 1% of the population controls 90% of the wealth. 2. A political system in which all power is in the hands of the owners.

Patriot Act/n./ 1. Pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent the terrorists from destroying them first. 2. The elimination of one of the reasons why they hate us.

pro-life/adj./ Valuing human life up until birth.

Senate/n./ Exclusive club; entry fee: $10 million to $30 million.

simplify/v./ To cut the taxes of Republican donors.

staying the course/interj./slang./ Continuing to perform the same actions and expecting different results  (see: insanity).

stuff happens/interj./slang./ I don't have to live in Baghdad.

voter fraud/n./ A significant minority turnout.

woman/n./ 1. Person who can be trusted to raise a child but can't be trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have a child. 2. Person who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by men with whom she wouldn't want to have sex in the first place


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