Yeah you did, Ken.

Here's a variation of the old "three ministers in a boat" joke:


The ship carrying Descartes, St Bonaventure and Locke has sunken into 
the ocean leaving the three philosophers trying to find a lifeboat. 

Saint Bonaventure says, "Ah, a step towards God! There it is!!!"and 
starts swimming towards a tiny lifeboat bobbing in the distance.
Descartes says, "What step?"
Locke then says, "Ah, every man has a right to property...where the hell 
did that boat go?"

(well, it was funny when I was a freshman!)

And here's another one:

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of 
/Being and Nothingness/. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of 
coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, 
monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

ken barber wrote:
> did i get this started?
>
> --- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
>
>   
>> Ok, Deri, you reminded me of a bad joke:
>>
>> Descartes was at a cocktail party; the host asked
>> him if he'd like a
>> drink....
>>
>> He said "I think not,"
>>
>> and he disappeared
>>
>>
>>
>> On 10/15/07, Deri James
>> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>>     
>>> On Monday 15 October 2007 20:40:24 Kendall D.
>>>       
>> Corbett wrote:
>>     
>>>> I thought it might be Salvador Dali ;-{)}
>>>>
>>>>         
>>> I once went into the staff toilet in the
>>>       
>> University's Philosophy
>>     
>>> department,
>>> much better class of graffitti there:-
>>>
>>> "Walls have ears"
>>>                - Picasso
>>>
>>> "I hear, therefore I am a wall"
>>>                - Descartes
>>>
>>> "Pardon!!"
>>>                - Van Gogh
>>>
>>> Cheers
>>>
>>> Deri
>>>
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>> -- 
>>
>>
>> Kendall
>>
>> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
>> redundant!)
>>
>> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
>> unreasonable one
>> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
>> Therefore, all progress
>> depends on the unreasonable man.
>>
>> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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