Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much 

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack
sandbags around you. 

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a
man 17 feet tall. 

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable
shift in the earth's axis. 

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the
carpet. 

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in
mid-July. 

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning
you to "back off!" 

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else. 

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire
department. 

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a
halt. 

1. You're sweatin' gravy. 





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