David,

I like emails like this funnies. So please, if you have anymore, or if 
anyone else has, please send them.

Malcolm
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David Stahl" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 7:38 PM
Subject: the redhead at the doctor's


>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and
> says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
> "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes
> her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she
> pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
> She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her
> ankle and screams.  Everywhere she touches makes her
> scream.
>
> The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
>
> "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
>
> "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
>
>