Thanks for the laughs, fantastic!
Todd

--- JULIE MELTON <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

>  >       Butt dust ... What, you ask, is "Butt
> dust?" Read on and you'll 
> discover the
> > >       joy in it!
> > >
> > >
> > >       JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
> breast-feeding his new baby 
> >sister. After
> > >       awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and
> one for cold milk?"
> > >
> > >       MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old
> she was.
> > >       Granny replied she was so old she didn't
> remember any more Melanie 
> >said, "If
> > >       you don't remember you look in the back of
> your panties. Mine say 
> >five to
> > >       six."
> > >
> > >       STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
> goodnight.
> > >       "I love you so much, that when you die I'm
> going to bury you 
> >outside my
> > >       bedroom window."
> > >
> > >       BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted
> a painkiller. She tried 
> >in vain
> > >       to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
> frustration, her Mom 
> >explained it
> > >       was a childproof cap and she'd have to
> open it for her. Eyes wide 
> >with
> > >       wonder, the little girl asked: "How does
> it know it's me?"
> > >
> > >       SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she
> got the hiccups. "Please 
> >don't
> > >       give me this juice again,"
> > >       she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
> > >
> > >       D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom
> scale and
> > >       asked: "How much do I cost?"
> > >
> > >       MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young
> couple that were hugging and 
> >kissing
> > >       in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes
> off them, he asked his 
> >dad: "Why is
> > >       he whispering in her mouth?"
> > >
> > >       CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
> worried.
> > >       When his Mom asked what was troubling him,
> he replied, "I don't 
> >know what'll
> > >       happen with this bed when I get married.
> How will my wife fit in?"
> > >
> > >       JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible
> story. His dad read: "The 
> >man named
> > >       Lot was warned to take his wife and flee
> out of the city , but his 
> >wife
> > >       looked back and was turned to salt."
> Concerned, little James 
> >asked: "What
> > >       happened to the flea?"
> > >
> > >       TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
> they met an elderly, rather 
> >wrinkled
> > >       woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her
> for a while and then 
> >asked, "Why
> > >       doesn't your skin fit your face?"
> > >
> > >       The Sermon I think this Mom will never
> forget....
> > >       this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear
> Lord," the minister began, 
> >with arms
> > >       extended toward heaven and a rapturous
> look on his upturned face. 
> >"Without
> > >       you, we are but dust." He would have
> continued but at that moment 
> >my very
> > >       obedient daughter (who was
> > >       listening!) leaned over to me and asked
> quite audibly in her 
> >shrill little
> > >       girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
> > >
> > >       HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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