haha phil. those are cute.
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Sunday, June 25, 2006 11:07 PM
Subject: speaking Of Christian Jokes
> Here are my two most all time favorite jokes. They are very Christian but
> the first one you can't tell at church even though I have. Of course, I
> wasn't the pastor of that church at the time. I think I posted the second
> joke on here once a long time ago but I think it is funny every time I
> read
> it. A joke, by the way, in my book, doesn't have to be laughable to be
> funny. In fact, in my opinion, the only one that counts of course, is
> that
> a joke is the best when it is funny but you don't have to laugh at it at
> all.
>
> Number one.
>
> What did the fish say when he ran into the brick wall? Dam.
>
> Note. Spell the word out before you throw a Christian fit, please.
>
> Number two.
>
> Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson go on a camping trip, set
> up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock
> Holmes awakens his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky
> and tell me what you see.
>
> Watson quickly replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
> "What does that tell you?" Holmes prompts.
>
> Watson ponders momentarily before speaking. "Astronomically
> speaking it tells me their are millions of galaxies and
> potentially billions of planets. Astrologically speaking it
> tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise it appears to be a
> quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident that the Lord
> is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
> What does it tell you Mr. Holmes?"
>
> Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks. "Watson, you
> idiot! Someone has stolen our tent."
>
> Has He Ever Crossed Your Mind?
> www.SafePlaceFellowship.com
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