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linda! omg! lmao roflmao!
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----- Original Message ----
From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask]
Sent: Monday, October 29, 2007 7:19:02 PM
Subject: Re: Joke for Janet
if this does not make janet laugh i do not know what
would.
--- Linda Macaulay <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> My mother taught me to read when I was four years
> old (her first
> mistake).
> One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of
> the cabinet doors
> was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then
> asked my mother why
> she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't
> they belong in the
> kitchen?
> Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she
> told me that
> those were for "special occasions" (her second
> mistake). Now fast
> forward a few months..
> It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to
> pick up my uncle
> and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all
> of us while they
> were gone.
> Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my
> uncle came in first
> and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his
> wife who gasped,
> then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared
> with laughter.
> Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when
> she saw each
> place setting on the table with a "special occasion"
> Kotex napkin at
> each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.
> I had even
> tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off
> the edge!! My
> mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my
> response sent the
> other adults into further fits of laughter.
> "But, Mom, you said they were for special
> occasions!!! "
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