hahahaha!  that's funny!
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From: "Reeva Parry" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:03 PM
Subject: Southern Gramma


> Southern Grammaw
>
>
>       Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they 
> aren't
>       prepared for the answer.
>
>
>
>       In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his 
> first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached 
> her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>
>       She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known 
> you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big 
> disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate 
> people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot 
> when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything 
> more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
>
>       The lawyer was stunned!
>
>       Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 
> "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, 
> yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
>       youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. 
> He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is 
> one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his 
> wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know
>       him."
>
>       The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very 
> quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll 
> send you to the electric chair."
>
>
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