LOL, Phil!  Just what I needed this morning.  You are such a 
character!  And I do appreciate your natural good humor.

Helen

Earlier you wrote:
>Carol,
>
>You can tell Mike that I have decided not to take my nose into the shower
>with me any more.  In fact, I have decided never to take a shower again.
>Sorry, folks, but you'll just have to hold your nose if you are around me
>from now on.  I am selling clothes pins for a dollar a piece on the internet
>now.  I plan on selling a million by the end of the month so get your orders
>in now.  If you want your name painted on it, that's an extra dollar.  Then
>I plan on selling a book called, how to make a million dollars on the
>internet by selling clothes pins for a dollar a piece.  That will be my
>second million.  Yes, these are the old fashion wooden clothes pins, too.
>You don't think I'd sell those dumb plastic ones they have out now, do you?
>
>Phil.

"My Life is not in what He gives me, but in Who He is."