Phil,
If she goes, I am going to be one very angree person.. I will be so
jealous that you went before me that ill just have to grab a ticket to
Denver and ride to the new swimming pool of lava.

-----Original Message-----
From: The Electronic Church [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
Behalf Of Phil Scovell
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2006 5:47 PM
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Subject: There She Blows

Kathy,

You have bigger problems than that military base.  First, as we all know
and
believe, the polar caps are melting.  At the same time, so we are told
by
scientists, we are not only causing global warming, hence, the polar
caps
melting, but within 10 to 20 years, a Minnie ice age is supposed to drop
down as far south as England.  This will be due to the gulf stream going
haywire and no longer pulling warm waters up from the gulf into the
Northern
Atlantic.  The melting of the ice caps, at the same time England is
plunged
into an ice age, will cause the atlantic to rise at least 20 feet, so
they
say, although I don't get that one at all.  Before then, you will have
to
move west, of course.  Just in case you have forgotten, that volcano on
the
western coast of the Canary Island could blow at any time.  When it
does,
they say that the whole side of the mountain will crash into the
Atlantic
which will create a tsunami from 200 feet to 600 feet high which will
travel
up to 500 miles an hour across the Atlantic.  The first 50 miles of
inland,
from Canada's Atlantic seaboard down to Miami, will be inundated by this
massive wall of water.  If you are still there when the tsunami comes
ashore, you can definitely forget about moving west by that point.  Me?
I'm
moving to Yellowstone and camping out until the super volcano up there
blows.  I want to be right on top of that baby when it goes up.  You
see, my
friend Keith, here in Denver, says there is no rapture.  Yes, Jesus
returns
to earth but not until after the seven years of tribulation.  So, just
in
case Keith is right, I want to be the first man on earth that arrives in
Heaven.  Sitting on top of a super volcano should guarantee me first
arrival
just in case there is no Rapture.  And away she goes!

Phil.