Phil,
Both of those are funny, though the first one is a bit of a groaner, LOL.
JulieMelton
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>From: Phil Scovell <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: speaking Of Christian Jokes
>Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2006 21:07:26 -0600
>
>Here are my two most all time favorite jokes. They are very Christian but
>the first one you can't tell at church even though I have. Of course, I
>wasn't the pastor of that church at the time. I think I posted the second
>joke on here once a long time ago but I think it is funny every time I read
>it. A joke, by the way, in my book, doesn't have to be laughable to be
>funny. In fact, in my opinion, the only one that counts of course, is that
>a joke is the best when it is funny but you don't have to laugh at it at
>all.
>
>Number one.
>
>What did the fish say when he ran into the brick wall? Dam.
>
>Note. Spell the word out before you throw a Christian fit, please.
>
>Number two.
>
> Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson go on a camping trip, set
>up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock
>Holmes awakens his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky
>and tell me what you see.
>
> Watson quickly replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
> "What does that tell you?" Holmes prompts.
>
> Watson ponders momentarily before speaking. "Astronomically
>speaking it tells me their are millions of galaxies and
>potentially billions of planets. Astrologically speaking it
>tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise it appears to be a
>quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident that the Lord
>is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
>Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
>What does it tell you Mr. Holmes?"
>
> Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks. "Watson, you
>idiot! Someone has stolen our tent."
>
>Has He Ever Crossed Your Mind?
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