That is so funny.
At 04:41 PM 10/29/2007, you wrote:
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>ssage ----=0AFrom: Linda Macaulay <[log in to unmask]>=0ATo: C-PALSY@L=
>ISTSERV.ICORS.ORG=0ASent: Monday, October 29, 2007 7:26:58 PM=0ASubject: Re=
>: Joke for Janet=0A=0AHere's another related story...that would be a joke i=
>f it wasn't =0Areally true.=0A=0AMy dad was an only child. One day his mo=
>m had just returned from the =0Astore with a brown paper bag. He asked wh=
>at was in the bag? Well, =0Ahis mom had purchased "feminine napkins" but =
>didn't want to tell her =0Ayoung son what they were so she said, "Cornflak=
>es" seeing as my dad =0Adidn't like cornflakes so would be unlikely to wan=
>t to go digging in =0Athe bag. He accepted her answer and went on playing=
>. For YEARS she =0Aalways called pads "cornflakes" and it wasn't until my=
> dad was old =0Aenough to know better what she was really talkign about. =
>Of course =0Athe story was told to me as a young girl and my mom and I wou=
>ld =0Aalways say we needed to buy "cornflakes" while we were out shopping =
> =0Aif we really needed pads. And I guess I am continuing the =0A"traditi=
>on" because I now say that to my husband and friends too. =0ANeedless to s=
>ay, we rarely really do buy the cereal because it just =0Abrings to mind t=
>he other item!=0A=0ALinda=0AOn Oct 29, 2007, at 10:19 PM, ken barber wrote:=
>=0A=0A> if this does not make janet laugh i do not know what=0A> would.=0A>=
>=0A> --- Linda Macaulay <[log in to unmask]> wrote:=0A>=0A>> My mother=
> taught me to read when I was four years=0A>> old (her first=0A>> mistake).=
>=0A>> One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of=0A>> the cabinet do=
>ors=0A>> was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then=0A>> asked my moth=
>er why=0A>> she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't=0A>> they bel=
>ong in the=0A>> kitchen?=0A>> Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary fac=
>ts, she=0A>> told me that=0A>> those were for "special occasions" (her seco=
>nd=0A>> mistake). Now fast=0A>> forward a few months..=0A>> It's Thanksgivi=
>ng Day, and my folks are leaving to=0A>> pick up my uncle=0A>> and his wife=
> for dinner. Mom had assignments for all=0A>> of us while they=0A>> were go=
>ne.=0A>> Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my=0A>> uncle came =
>in first=0A>> and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his=0A>> wife =
>who gasped,=0A>> then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared=0A>> =
>with laughter.=0A>> Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when=0A=
> >> she saw each=0A>> place setting on the table with a "special occasion"=
>=0A>> Kotex napkin at=0A>> each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on =
>top.=0A>> I had even=0A>> tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off=
>=0A>> the edge!! My=0A>> mother asked me why I used these and, of course, m=
>y=0A>> response sent the=0A>> other adults into further fits of laughter.=
>=0A>> "But, Mom, you said they were for special=0A>> occasions!!! "=0A>>=0A=
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