That was a really good one!
Todd

--- Rhonda Partain <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Understanding Genesis
> 
>  In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the
> Earth and populated
> the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach,
> green and yellow and
> 
> red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would
> live long and
> healthy lives.  Then using God's great gifts, Satan
> created Ben and
> Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan
> said, "You want
> chocolate with that?"And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman
> said, "and as long
>  as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they
> gained 10 pounds. And Satan
> smiled.
> 
>  And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman
> might keep the figure that
> Man found so fair.
> 
> And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat,
> and sugar from the cane
> and combined them.
> 
> And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.  So God said,
> "Try my fresh green
> salad." And
> Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery
> croutons and garlic toast
> on the side.
> And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following
> the repast.
> 
> God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy
> vegetables and olive oil
> 
> in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep
> fried fish and
> chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
> platter. And Man gained
> more weight and his cholesterol went through the
> roof.  God then
> created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel
> Food Cake,"and
> said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate
> cake and named it "Devil's
> Food."
> 
>  God then brought forth running shoes so that His
> children might lose
> those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a
> remote control so
> Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
> And Man and Woman
> laughed and cried before the flickering blue light
> and gained pounds.
> 
> Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
> fat and brimming with
> nutrition.
> 
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
> the starchy center into
> chips and deep-fried them.
> 
> And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so
> that Man might consume
> fewer calories and
> still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created
> McDonald's and its 99-cent
> double cheeseburger.
> 
> Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man
> replied, "Yes! And super size
> them!"
> 
> And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into
> cardiac arrest.
> 
> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
> 
>  Then Satan created HMOs.
> 
> If you don't send this to five old friends right
> away there will be
> five fewer people laughing in the world.
> 
> 


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