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From: "Angel" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 5:54 AM
Subject: AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE


AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE


Customer Service Rep:
Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today?


Customer:  Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can 
you guide me through the process?

 CS Rep:  Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

 Customer:  Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install 
now. What do I do first?

 CS Rep:  The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART 
ma'am?

 Customer:  Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right 
now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

 CS Rep:  What programs are running ma'am?

 Customer:  Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, 
and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

 CS Rep:  No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your 
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory,  but it 
will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite 
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE.  However, 
you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.  Those 
programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off 
ma'am?

 Customer:  I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how?

 CS Rep:  My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do 
this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have 
been completely erased.

 Customer:  Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is 
that normal?

 CS Rep:  Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for 
the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

 Customer:  Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

 CS Rep:  Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to 
begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades.

 Customer:  Oops.  I have an error message already.  What should I do?

 CS Rep:  What does the message say?

 Customer:  It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." 
What does that mean?

 CS Rep:  Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE 
program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your 
HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in 
non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine  before it 
can "LOVE" others.

 Customer:  So what should I do?

 CS Rep:  Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

 Customer:  Yes, I have it.

 CS Rep:  Excellent.  You're getting good at this.

 Customer:  Thank you.

 CS Rep:  You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to 
the "MYHEART" directory:  FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and 
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC.  The system will overwrite any conflicting 
files and begin patching any programming.  Also, you need to delete 
SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and to make sure it is completely gone 
and never comes back, you will need to empty your recycle bin.

 Customer:  Got it.  Hey!  My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG 
is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and 
CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART.  Is this normal?

 C Rep:  Sometimes.  For others it takes a while, but eventually everything 
gets downloaded at the proper time.  So, LOVE is installed and running. You 
should be able to handle it from here.  One more thing before I go.

 Customer:  Yes?

 CS Rep:  LOVE is freeware.  Be sure to give it and its various modules to 
everybody you meet.  They will in turn share it with other people and they 
will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

 Customer:  I will.  Thanks for your help.  By the way, what's your name?

 CS Rep:  You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great 
Physician.  Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay 
heart-healthy, but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily maintenance 
for maximum efficiency.

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