John,
If I heard that, the first thing that I would do is stand up and
applaud. Then, I would sit down and cry because I know that the
senate, especially, including my two senators, would never back him
up. Gutless wonders, all of them!
Kathy
At 08:59 AM 7/1/2006, you wrote:
>I think this one is a keeper.
>
>Text of forwarded message follows:
>
>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
>>DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>
>>My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has
>>been completed.
>>
>>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
>>our mission in Iraq is complete.
>>
>>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
>>American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30
>>days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
>>
>>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
>>countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict.
>>This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia,
>>and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>
>>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>>
>>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>>those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The
>>money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
>>the costs of the Iraqi war.
>>
>>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
>>world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>
>>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>
>>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at
>>home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with
>>us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends
>>from the face of the earth.
>>
>>Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
>>
>>I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
>>are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>
>>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
>>many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two
>>unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be
>>stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty
>>pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid
>>tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes,
>>Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops
>>in the world. I love New York
>>
>>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want
>>to try not ticking us off for a change.
>>
>>Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
>>government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
>>extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am
>>going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
>>
>>Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
>>starting now.
>>
>>
>>We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling
>>for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil
>>needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who
>>opposes this decision , I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country
>>and move there. They care.
>>
>>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
>>citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
>>saying, "darn tootin."
>>
>>
>>Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around
>>the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about
>>everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America.
>>It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to
>>eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1,
>>a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To
>>the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
>>speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night.
>>
>>If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>English, thank a soldier.
>>
>>
>>
>>(If you agree with this suggestion, pass this along.)
>End of forwarded message text:
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>John
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