Lelia,
your email address is appropriate to the joke as well, LOL.
JulieMelton
visit me at
www.heart-and-music.com
Keep smiling!
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>Reply-To: The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: Joke
>Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2006 19:41:17 -0600
>
>Hey Vicki I like that one and so did Todd grin
>
>
>Lelia
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Vicki and The Rors
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Sent: Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:17 PM
> Subject: Joke
>
>
> A minister was completing a temperance
> sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
> had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
> and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said,
> "And if I had
> all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
> said, "And if I had all the
> whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
> Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very
> cautiously and announced
> with a smile, nearly laughing, "For
> our closing song,
> let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River.".
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