Oh, wow!  That was fantastic.
Todd

--- Vinny Samarco <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Ok Married ones,
> 
> Which of these criteria did you follow wwhen you
> decided whom to marry?
> 
> Vinny
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Shirley" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: "Andy & Ruth Knight" <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Friday, October 20, 2006 7:59 PM
> Subject: Fw: How Do You Decide Whom To Marry?
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
> 
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
> Like, if you like sports, 
> she should like it that you like sports, and she
> should keep the chips and 
> dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
> 
> No person really decides before they grow up who
> they're going to marry. God 
> decides it all way before, and you get to find out
> later who you're stuck 
> with.
> -- Kristen, age 10
> 
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
> person FOREVER by then.
> -- Camille, age 10
> 
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
> to be yelling at the 
> same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8
> 
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids.
> -- Lori, age 8
> 
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
> to get to know each 
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
> long enough.
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
> 
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies
> and that Usually gets them 
> interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin, age 10
> 
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
> call all the newspapers and 
> make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
> columns.
> -- Craig, age 9
> 
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
> 
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
> want to mess with that.
> - - Curt, age 7
> 
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
> you should marry them and 
> have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> -- Howard, age 8
> 
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
> Boys need someone to 
> clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
> 
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
> GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8
> 
> And the #1 Favorite is........
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
> looks like a truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10
> 


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