Here are my two most all time favorite jokes.  They are very Christian but
the first one you can't tell at church even though I have.  Of course, I
wasn't the pastor of that church at the time.  I think I posted the second
joke on here once a long time ago but I think it is funny every time I read
it.  A joke, by the way, in my book, doesn't have to be laughable to be
funny.  In fact, in my opinion, the only one that counts of course, is that
a joke is the best when it is funny but you don't have to laugh at it at
all.

Number one.

What did the fish say when he ran into the brick wall?  Dam.

Note.  Spell the word out before you throw a Christian fit, please.

Number two.

     Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson go on a camping trip, set
up their tent, and fall asleep.  Some hours later, Sherlock
Holmes awakens his faithful friend.  "Watson, look up at the sky
and tell me what you see.

     Watson quickly replies, "I see millions of stars."

     "What does that tell you?" Holmes prompts.

     Watson ponders momentarily before speaking.  "Astronomically
speaking it tells me their are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically speaking it
tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise it appears to be a
quarter past three.  Theologically, it is evident that the Lord
is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you Mr. Holmes?"

     Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks.  "Watson, you
idiot!  Someone has stolen our tent." 

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