I asked Carol one time if england had a fourth of July.  She said no and
then proceded to try and tell me what they do have along those lines.  I
interrupted and said, Yes you do.  You have a fourth of July, a fifth of
July, a sixth of July, and so on.  She never laughs at my jokes.  She claims
I would be funnier if I could speak English.  By that she means, real
English and not this westernized distorted version of speech I have.  In
fact, when she and Mike, that's her husband you know, came out here nearly
three years ago, Mike accused me of sounding like Jimmy Stuart.  So I went
right out and bought a cowboy hat.  Nope.  It didn't help.  I still don't
sound like Jimmy Stuart.

Phil.