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Re: Joke
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JULIE MELTON <[log in to unmask]>
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The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:19:34 -0600
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Lelia,

your email address is appropriate to the joke as well, LOL.



JulieMelton
visit me at
www.heart-and-music.com
Keep smiling!





>From: [log in to unmask]
>Reply-To: The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: Joke
>Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2006 19:41:17 -0600
>
>Hey Vicki I like that one and so did Todd grin
>
>
>Lelia
>   ----- Original Message -----
>   From: Vicki and The Rors
>   To: [log in to unmask]
>   Sent: Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:17 PM
>   Subject: Joke
>
>
>   A minister was completing a temperance
>   sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
>    had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
>   and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said,
>   "And if I had
>   all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>   And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
>    said, "And if I had all the
>   whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>   Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very
>   cautiously and announced
>   with a smile, nearly laughing, "For
>   our closing song,
>   let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River.".

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