John,
If I heard that, the first thing that I would do is stand up and 
applaud.  Then, I would sit down and cry because I know that the 
senate, especially, including my two senators, would never back him 
up.  Gutless wonders, all of them!
Kathy


At 08:59 AM 7/1/2006, you wrote:
>I think this one is a keeper.
>
>Text of forwarded message follows:
>
>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, 
>>DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>
>>My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has 
>>been completed.
>>
>>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, 
>>our mission in Iraq is complete.
>>
>>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all 
>>American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 
>>days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
>>
>>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of 
>>countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. 
>>This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, 
>>and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>
>>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the 
>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be 
>>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>>
>>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to 
>>those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The 
>>money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for 
>>the costs of the Iraqi war.
>>
>>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third 
>>world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>
>>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>
>>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this 
>>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at 
>>home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with 
>>us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends 
>>from the face of the earth.
>>
>>Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
>>
>>I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with 
>>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We 
>>are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>
>>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the 
>>many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two 
>>unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be 
>>stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty 
>>pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid 
>>tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, 
>>Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops 
>>in the world. I love New York
>>
>>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are 
>>likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want 
>>to try not ticking us off for a change.
>>
>>Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt 
>>government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple 
>>extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am 
>>going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
>>
>>Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - 
>>starting now.
>>
>>
>>We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling 
>>for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil 
>>needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who 
>>opposes this decision , I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country 
>>and move there. They care.
>>
>>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own 
>>citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by 
>>saying, "darn tootin."
>>
>>
>>Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around 
>>the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about 
>>everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. 
>>It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to 
>>eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, 
>>a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To 
>>the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to 
>>speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night.
>>
>>If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in 
>>English, thank a soldier.
>>
>>
>>
>>(If you agree with this suggestion, pass this along.)
>End of forwarded message text:
>
>John
>