Vinnie,
Thanks for sharing these, they are cute.  Out of the mouths of babes!
Virgie and Hoshi
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From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 10:53 AM
Subject: Fw: [CCNN] Sunday School


> These are new for me.  Enjoy.Vinny
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> From: "Walter Adams" <[log in to unmask]>
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> Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 11:45 PM
> Subject: [CCNN] Sunday School
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> Subject: Sunday School
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> THE STORY OF ELIJAH
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> The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the
> Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the
> altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the
> altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrel of
> water and pour it over the altar. He  had them do this four times.
>
> "Now," said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord
> would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
>
> A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know! I
> know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"
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> LOT'S WIFE
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> The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and
> turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy
> looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and
> she turned into a telephone pole!"
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> GOOD SAMARITAN
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> A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
> Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She
> described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the
> drama. Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the
> roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
>
> A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."
>
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> DID NOAH FISH?
>
> A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of
> fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No. How could he, with just two worms."
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> HIGHER POWER
>
> A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how
> powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher
> power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
>
> One child blurted out, "Aces!"
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> MOSES &THE RED SEA
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> Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
> school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
> lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.  When he 
> got
> to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people
> walked across safely. Then, he radioed  headquarters for reinforcements.
> They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were 
> saved."
>
> "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother 
> asked.
>
> "Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
> believe it!"
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> THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
>
> A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of 
> the
> most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a
> month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task --but, he
> just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely 
> get
> past the first line.
>
> On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the
> congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to
> the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that is all
> I need to know."