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Here is today's CleanLaugh. - Traffic Laughs

* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without
losing your place in line.

* All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next
thing they'll be selling is anti-perspirant to put under your car's
fenders.

* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are just as many people
trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from.

* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush hour traffic.
You're glad for the opening, but you wonder who died.

* It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on the highway and
go wherever the other cars take you.

* The only way to get home from work on time is to take the day off... even
then, you're cutting it close.

* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a hurry.

* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some places have little
exit ramps where you can pull over and make a car payment.

* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to buy the car
driving next to you.
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*Here is today's Oneliner.*

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you
believe?"
- Bullwinkle J. Moose
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*Here is today's CleanPun. - Vegetable Church*

"Welcome to the Church of the Leafy Vegetable. Lettuce pray."

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*Today's Eye Laugh*
*Kicked Out*
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*Meet Single Christians Online*
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