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Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:12:52 -0800
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well mag, i am no athority, but as i read it the
prophetic heaven is going to be the capital of a new
creation. there will be "things" outside the wall.
 
--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Great question, Mag,
> 
> I dunno; to "keep the riff-raff out?"
> 
> On Dec 10, 2007 1:30 AM, Tamar Raine
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> 
> > I have always wondered, why are there gates around
> heaven?  ;->
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > http://www.zazzle.com/TamarMag*
> > Tamar Mag Raine
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> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message ----
> > From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:44:05 PM
> > Subject: this is heaven
> >
> > This is Heaven
> > This 85-year-old couple, having been married
> almost 60
> > years, died in a car crash. They had been in good
> > health the last 10 years, mainly due to her
> interest
> > in health food and exercise.
> >
> > When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took
> > them to their mansion, which was decked out with a
> > beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
> >
> > As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked Peter
> how
> > much all this was going to cost. "It's free,"
> Peter
> > replied. "This is Heaven."
> >
> > Next they went out back to survey the championship
> > golf course in the backyard. They would have
> golfing
> > privileges every day, and each week the course
> would
> > change to a new one, representing the great golf
> > courses on Earth.
> >
> > The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?"
> >
> > Peter's reply, "This is Heaven -- you play for
> free."
> >
> > Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
> > buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid
> out.
> >
> > "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
> >
> > "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it's
> FREE!"
> > Peter replied with some exasperation.
> >
> > "Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol
> > tables?" the old man asked timidly.
> >
> > Peter lectured, "That's the best part -- you can
> eat
> > as much as you like of whatever you like and you
> never
> > get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
> >
> > With that the old man went into a fit of anger,
> > throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and
> > shrieking wildly.
> >
> > Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down,
> asking
> > him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife
> and
> > said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for
> your
> > blasted bran muffins, I could have been here 10
> years
> > ago!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 
>
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> 
> -- 
> 
> 
> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
> 
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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