That would certainly be a nightmare, particularly that last bit about Mr.
Chertoff.  Don't think I would care for that.  Ruth



At 1:08 PM -0500 3/7/06, [log in to unmask] wrote:
In a message dated 3/7/2006 12:54:06 PM Eastern Standard Time,
[log in to unmask] writes:

From one of my correspondents:

Be very careful about buying printer toner this year. After the hurricane
in New Orleans many printers were blown over. Northern carpetbaggers
salvaged the toner with siphons but possum feces, spoiled milk from
ransacked Wal-marts, and Ray Nagin's jockey shorts were used as filler.  So
it will be showing up at Staples, PCZones, Ralph's Discount Toner Warehouse
and Ken's sisters coffee shop at dirt cheap prices with one huge problem;
when the printer is given a setting over 600 dpi, a foul-smelling cloud
will come out of LPT 2, followed by rabid raccoons wearing throw beads made
up of dolls modelled after Michael Chertoff, with no clothes on. 

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