Phil,
An oldie but a goodie.
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 5:41 PM
Subject: Fw: Save
> Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
> better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
> frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up,
> God
> said,
> "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will
> run
> for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the
> better
> job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>
>
>
> They moused.
>
> They faxed.
>
> They e-mailed.
>
> They e-mailed with attachments.
>
> They downloaded.
>
> They did spreadsheets!
>
> They wrote reports.
>
> They created labels and cards.
>
> They created charts and graphs.
>
> They did some genealogy reports.
>
> They did every computer job known to man (and some that were
> not).
>
> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
> hell.
>
>
> Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
> flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,
> the
> power went off.
>
>
>
> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
> known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
>
> Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
> their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's
> gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
>
>
>
> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
> from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.
>
>
>
> "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
> has all his work and I don't have any?"
>
>
>
>
> God just shrugged and said,
>
>
> JESUS SAVES
>
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