Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
    better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
    frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God
    said,
    "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run
    for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better
    job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.



    They moused.

    They faxed.

    They e-mailed.

    They e-mailed with attachments.

    They downloaded.

    They did spreadsheets!

    They wrote reports.

    They created labels and cards.

    They created charts and graphs.

    They did some genealogy reports.

    They did every computer job known to man (and some that were
    not).

    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
    hell.


    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
    flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,
    the
    power went off.



    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
    known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.

    Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
    their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's
    gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"



    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
    from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.



    "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
    has all his work and I don't have any?"




    God just shrugged and said,


    JESUS SAVES