David,
I would never have been able to think of something to say in that kind of
situation.
Virgie and Hoshi
----- Original Message -----
From: "David Stahl" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:27 AM
Subject: Re: running from the cops
> That's cute, Virgie! I wish I were as wise as some of these
> people who come up with these things. LOL!
> Dave
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "VIRGIE UNDERWOOD" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:21 AM
> Subject: running from the cops
>
>
> Thought you guys might enjoy this.
> Virgie and Hoshi
>
> Running from the Cops
> A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He
> took
> off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing
> through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he
> thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even
> more.
> Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper
> behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
> "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped
> it
> some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then
> he
> thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled
> over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with
> him.
> The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir,"
> he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is
> Friday. If you can give me a reason Why you were speeding that I've never
> heard before, I'll let you go."
> The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a
> Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
> The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
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