Deri,

That's a groaner!  I heard it as:

A guy goes to his doc with an embarrassing problem:

Whenever he broke wind, it sounded like someone saying "HONDA"

He also had an abscessed tooth, so his doc told him to get that fixed,
and to come back if it was still a problem.  He had the abscess treated,
and his problem with passing gas disappeared.

He was thrilled, but mystified, so he called his physician to ask for an
explanation,

The doctor said:  "Haven't you ever heard? 'Abscess makes the fart go
Honda!'"


On 4/3/07, Deri James <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> On Tuesday 03 April 2007 22:59, [log in to unmask] wrote:
> > That's why I don't drink around the computer...
> >
>
> I can fully endorse this, intravenous absinthe is the way to go!!
> Why "absinthe"? I hear you cry. Well:-
>
> "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder".
>
> (Is that groans I hear crossing the Atlantic?).
>
> Cheers
>
> Deri
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An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
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