While we are laughing, try this one.
Vinny
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From: "aquarius" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 6:15 PM
Subject: why computers sometimes crash by Dr. Seuss


> Thought this is cute.
>
> You've gotta read this out LOUD!!!!!
> Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
> (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)
> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is 
> interrupted at a
> very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk 
> abort, then
> the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> If  your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the 
> double-clicking  icon
> puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the  index 
> doesn't
> hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna  crash!
> If  the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is 
> connected
> to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to  another 
> protocol,
> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......
> And  your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your 
> icons in
> the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out 
> with a
> bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
> When  the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro 
> code  instructions
> is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the  memory and 
> you'll want
> to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to 
> tell your
> Mom!
>
>
>
> Dory
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