Compassionate Oppression: Subjugating Your Inferiors
With A Human Touch
By T.D. ?Daddy? Rice
21 February, 2007
Countercurrents.org
Ehud Olmert
Office of the Prime Minister
3 Kaplan St.
Hakiyra, Jerusalem 91919
Dear Ehud,
My hearty congratulations to you and your fellow Zionists! You sure
know how to contain those infernal camel jockeys infesting your Holy
Land. A man can?t help but admire your fierce determination to keep
that pack of maggots from maturing into a full blown infestation of
flies
But I have to tell you that despite my reverence for you and your
cause, I have concluded that you folks are going about this the wrong
way. You?ve infuriated most of the Arab and Islamic world, the UN is
constantly assailing you, and untold numbers of liberal (excuse my
language) pussies are calling for my great nation to stop funding your
good work. By persistently applying those ruthless, heavy-handed
tactics to rein in your inferiors, you?re borrowing trouble faster than
our spend-happy government can increase its debts with China and Japan.
You are in some deep fecal matter, my friend.
I know our situations are different. We in the United States imported
our ineducable criminals. Yours were squatting on your land when you
arrived. Yet we both have the same essential problem. Our nations are
populated by a large number of lazy, illiterate, and violent beings who
stopped evolving somewhere between ape and human. I feel a deep sense
of solidarity with you, brother. Therefore, nothing would please me
more than to see you manage your horde of savages in a more civilized
and humane manner, like us.
The smartest thing we did in the United States was to enslave the
Negroids. The existence of chattel slavery for two centuries enabled a
very small group of our people to accumulate tremendous amounts of
wealth. Under the yoke of servitude, our African underclass had little
opportunity to contaminate us with their filth or demand the ?humane
treatment? your scourge in Gaza and the West Bank clamor for in
perpetuity. Unfortunately, overt slavery became untenable with the
advent of that sanctimonious Abolitionist movement and the disastrous
Civil War.
Ironically though, the emancipation of the slaves was probably the
best thing that could have happened. Had we maintained that
institution, the United States would have become moral pariahs, like
your country.
We found better solutions to our Negro problem. We promised them forty
acres and a mule. Boy did we shine in the eyes of the world when we
delivered. And who noticed when Congress rescinded the Freedmen?s
Bureau Act and gave the land back to its rightful owners?
Old Jim Crow rose to towering heights to keep the ?free men? in their
rightful place. Poll taxes, separate but ?equal? institutions, and
lynchings (in which we all delighted) committed by radical fringe
groups (with the complicity of law enforcement) were just a few of our
strategies. We kept our former slaves ignorant, terrorized,
impoverished, and politically impotent. What could they do but shuffle
along and mumble ?yes sir??
Tragically, some uppity Negroes managed to overcome their innate
deficiencies. The small handful that actually manifested some intellect
and moral fiber wreaked havoc on a nearly ideal system. Genetic
anomalies like W.E.B. DuBois, Martin Luther King, and Malcolm X brought
the United States to the brink of insurrection. We had to do something.
So we gave our troglodytes the ?special rights? they demanded. Rights
like voting, sharing public institutions and facilities with the rest
of us, living where they wanted to, borrowing money from the lender of
their choice, and unfortunately, many more.
But did we give up? Hell no! Like you Zionists, we true Americans are
tenacious, clever, and innovative. We were not about to roll over and
allow a group of uncivilized, genetically disadvantaged Africans steal
our treasure and power.
While the losses of slavery and institutionalized racism were both
significant blows, they merely steeled our determination to come up
with a more opaque and subtle system of oppression.
Which brings me to the point of my letter, Mr. Olmert. Your current
modus operandi is unsustainable. So pay close attention to the next few
paragraphs as I delineate the fine art of subjugating a segment of your
population while maintaining the appearances of a society based on
equality, justice, and all that nonsense.
In the aftermath of the civil rights movement, we quickly recognized
that despite our setbacks, we could still wield our power like a skull-
crushing cudgel. Desegregate our schools and let those disgusting
cockroaches move into our neighborhoods? No problem. We simply built an
interstate highway system and created a vast network of suburbs to
enable white flight from the inner cities. Before the uppity Negroes
and their weak-kneed liberal allies knew what hit them, we had legal
segregation of schools created by demographics, ghettos riddled with
crime, poverty, and blight for ?people of color? and clean, safe,
comfortable neighborhoods for us real Americans. And now that dark
folks are slithering their way into suburbia, we are gentrifying the
inner cities to take them back for our people.
What about empowered black leaders, you might ask?
At first our methods were crude. As you know, we simply assassinated
MLK. That was probably the most effective thing to do in the long run.
King was a real threat. However, in the short term eliminating him
caused us a host of problems. We have since learned to give the
appearance of appeasement by throwing agitators like him a few
meaningless crumbs. We now watch with delight as those suckers snap
them up as if we had presented them with a feast fit for a King.
We have even begun carefully screening rising leaders in the colored
community. Once we feel confident that such a leader will represent the
interests of our moneyed elite, we allow them a degree of political
power. Yet they are painfully aware that the spigots that fill their
campaign coffers can close rapidly and that the corporate media selling
them to the American public can turn on them in a heartbeat. As one of
those rare Negroes that has attained wealth and privilege, we might
just allow Obama to become President. That is provided he behaves and
doesn?t let his black genes come to the fore.
In a stroke of sheer brilliance, we learned to capitalize on the
natural talents of these lesser beings in our midst. We all know they
excel in running, jumping, and song and dance. While we allow a tiny
percentage of our darkies to make millions of dollars by showcasing
their talents in the sports and entertainment industries, the nearly
invisible detriment to their race is worth that sacrifice. Tens of
millions of young blacks neglect educations and real opportunities to
chase a one in a billion chance to become a ?star?. A significant
number of them also join a violent subculture glorified by some of the
performers they emulate. Media-induced self-destruction is a powerful
tool indeed.
All right, Ehud. I know this has been a long letter. Here is your
payoff for laboring through it. Having saved the best for last, I will
now reveal our most ingenious means of maintaining social control.
As you are well aware, in the United States the masses are easily
manipulated. They eagerly accept the tripe about the mainstream media
being ?liberal?. We both know the reality is that virtually anything
that moves more than a tick left of dead center on the political
spectrum is DOA in a system of ?news? delivery monopolized by five
behemoth corporations. Thankfully, they wouldn?t let those cowardly
morons from the true Left within miles of their centers of propaganda
dissemination. Thus faux liberal commentators and pundits have
successfully inculcated many real Americans with the belief that the
black mongrels amongst us represent a perpetual threat that can only be
contained through brutal incarceration.
Herein lies the essence of our domination of the African scourge in
our midst. Consider, my dear comrade in arms, the myriad benefits of
our resplendent mechanism that nauseating moonbats cynically refer to
as the ?prison industrial complex?:
90% of black males face arrest and jail for at least a minor offense
at some point during their lives. As I compose this missive, at least
one million of our 35 million former slaves are safely behind bars. In
1989 we had more blacks in our prisons than did the Apartheid regime in
South Africa. From 1980 to 2000 we increased spending on law
enforcement by over 400%. This enabled us to funnel tremendous sums of
public money away from education, health care, and other programs that
would have benefited the black canker that slowly eats away at our
social fabric.
1.4 million so-called Afro-Americans have permanently lost the right
to vote because they are convicted felons. An impressive political coup
on our part considering the fact that only 4.6 million blacks voted in
the 1996 federal elections. And remember that your good friend in the
White House ?won? the 2000 election in part because we managed to
disenfranchise thousands of voters in Florida, despite their lack of a
criminal record.
Rather than promoting treatment or ways out of the poverty that often
motivates a person to become addicted to drugs, we have criminalized
the behavior. We impose the harshest sentences on those caught
possessing crack, the drug of choice for our Negroids.
Prison inmates, half of whom are black, provide a pool of free labor
for major corporations such as Nordstrom?s, IBM, Toys R Us, Victoria?s
Secret, JC Penney and Microsoft.
Preying upon and feeding their miserable cycle of impoverishment,
violence against one another, splintered families, substance abuse,
ignorance, and incarceration, we have our undesirables well in hand.
Forgive me if I am too blunt, but I must tell you that in contrasting
America with Israel, it is painfully obvious that your nation needs to
make some significant adjustments in how it deals with its lower order
of beings. Despite the best efforts of our corporate media, which is as
sympathetic to your cause of Palestinian oppression as I am, the world
is awakening to the brutality of your tactics.
Increasingly, when people look to Israel, they see a nation that
imposes collective punishment on a vulnerable group of indigenous
people because some of them resort to violence. They see eight
Palestinian children killed by Israelis for every one Israeli child
killed by Palestinians, oppressive military checkpoints, wanton
destruction of civilian infrastructure in the Occupied Territories by
the IDF, imprisonment at a ratio of 10,000 Palestinians to ten
Israelis, four Palestinian adults slaughtered for every one Israeli
adult, the Apartheid Wall, illegal Israeli settlements, razings of
Palestinian homes and orchards, Israeli monopolization of water
supplies, and Palestinians living in abject poverty as a result of
Israel?s withering economic sanctions.
We in the United States project an entirely different image. The world
reveres us for emancipating our slaves, abolishing the Jim Crow laws,
desegregating our schools, and enacting civil rights legislation. Many
view the African refugee population in our country as the failed
subspecies that it is. Outside observers are intelligent enough to note
that we gave those festering pustules of our society welfare,
affirmative action, affordable housing, and a host of other means to
escape their misery, yet they chose to continue wallowing in it.
While we in the United States are certainly under fire for our
aggressive foreign policy, through brilliant machinations we have
managed to preserve the fa蓷de that our domestic policies are
benevolent, compassionate, and just. From the world?s perspective, our
Negroes have demonstrated themselves to be a failed segment of the
human race, in spite of our monumental, magnanimous efforts to help
them. Meanwhile, your stratagems and actions are martyrizing the
Palestinians.
Ehud, I applaud your objectives and the agony you have inflicted upon
those sand monkeys in your back yard. Yet my purpose in writing you is
to express my deep concerns that your approaches will come back to
haunt you and your fellow Zionists. I felt it was my duty to warn you
of the perils of your present course and to bring potential alternative
tactics to your attention.
Necessity is the mother of invention, but I do hope that you implement
changes concerning the Palestinians before circumstances force your
hand. If I can be of further assistance, please don?t hesitate to
contact me.
Best Wishes,
T.D. ?Daddy? Rice
Jason Miller is a wage slave of the American Empire who has freed
himself intellectually and spiritually. He writes prolifically, his
essays have appeared widely on the Internet, and he volunteers at
homeless shelters. He sometimes writes satirical apologias for racism
and Zionism under the nom de plum T.D. ?Daddy? Rice. He welcomes
constructive correspondence at [log in to unmask] or via his
blog, Thomas Paine's Corner, at http://civillibertarian.blogspot.com
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