Virgie, lol. That's funny. I love the taste of those little wafers. lol.

This is so much fun. lol.

I wonder if God is up there laughing! lol.

Lovings,
Pat Ferguson

At 07:36 AM 1/30/2006, you wrote:
>Pat,
>When Larry and I were married he requested me to go to the Catholic church
>with him.  I was raised protestant but I honored his wishes.  I took Larry
>up to take communion as I had done many times before.  The Priest offered me
>communion, I said I am not Catholic, he said, you are a christian aren't
>you?  I answered yes, he said stick out your tongue and take the host.  I
>didn't know what else to do so I took it.
>Virgie and Hoshi
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Pat Ferguson" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 12:13 AM
>Subject: Re: God's Humor
>
>
> > Oh Peggy, I love those stories.
> >
> > When I use to go to the Catholic Church, I remember going up for
> > communion.
> > lol. I thought the priest was near me ready to give me communion, so I
> > stuck out my tung for the host. lol. I was never so embarrassed in my
> > life.
> > lol.
> >
> > Lovings,
> > Pat Ferguson
> >
> >
> > At 11:01 PM 1/29/2006, you wrote:
> >>Oh, I dunno, Angel, we've had some pretty funny things in the Masses
> >>I've been at.  One time when we were at Mass and I was about 13, at
> >>the collection time, I heard the guy with the basket getting close to
> >>us.  I wanted to make sure he saw us, so for some reason I grabbed my
> >>blind friend's arm, in which she was holding the money she was
> >>supposed to put into the basket, and started waving it for the guy to
> >>see.  She, thinking I meant the money guy was at our pew, let go of
> >>the money, which fell on the floor, and the guy with the basket had
> >>to get down and crawl around and pick it up.  And when my sighted
> >>brother used to take my friend and me to Communion, he'd say it was
> >>like driving two sherman tanks.  When one of us would receive
> >>Communion, we'd poke the other one so they'd know it was their turn,
> >>but we'd poke so hard that the other one would practically fall
> >>over.  We spent half our lives giggling at these situations.  Then
> >>when I started to sing at Mass, the fun increased.  At one point I
> >>was singing a solo, and my mind went totally blank in the middle of
> >>the verse.  All I could do was sit there and shake with laughter
> >>until I could remember some words and start singing again.  Another
> >>time, my friend dropped her guitar on the floor during Mass.  The
> >>floor wasn't carpeted at the time, and it sounded like thunder!  But
> >>I think the funniest time of all was a few years ago when I went to
> >>Communion with my fellow choir members.  When we got back to our
> >>places, the lady I'd walked with picked up what she thought was my
> >>binder with my words, and handed it to me.  I opened it up, and there
> >>were no Braille dots!  Just smooth print pages.  I said, "This isn't
> >>mine," and she said, "Yes it is."  She finally realized I was right,
> >>probably when she picked up her music and saw a bunch of
> >>bumps!  Everyone standing around me in the choir was practically
> >>rolling on the floor with laughter;  and we were supposed to be
> >>singing!  <lol>
> >>
> >>Peggy
> >>
> >>At 09:32 PM 1/29/2006, you wrote:
> >> >Gosh, mass is boring compared to all these funny things that go on in
> >> >your
> >> >churches.  I like reading about what goes on in these churches.
> >> >----- Original Message -----
> >> >From: Vicki and The Rors <[log in to unmask]>
> >> >To: <[log in to unmask]>
> >> >Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2006 3:49 PM
> >> >Subject: Re: God's Humor
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > > That's funny Phil.
> >> > >
> >> > > ----- Original Message -----
> >> > > From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
> >> > > To: <[log in to unmask]>
> >> > > Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2006 4:43 PM
> >> > > Subject: [ECHURCH-USA] God's Humor
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > > This same friend of mine, in the same building, was preaching at
> >> another
> >> > > > time and jumped off the platform to try and emphasize a point in
> >> > > > his
> >> > > > message.  As he spoke, he jumped up on the first row of seats.  He
> >> >forgot
> >> > > > how low the overhead beams were and since he was pretty tall in the
> >> >first
> >> > > > place, he smacked his forehead dead center on one of the beams.  It
> >> > > knocked
> >> > > > him backwards off the seats and on to the floor.  No, dad gum it,
> >> > > > he
> >> >lived
> >> > > > any way.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Phil.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Jesus Is Your Problem.  Luke 12:5
> >> > > > www.SafePlaceFellowship.com
> >> > > >