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> ** *OK, Ken, now you tell us** why Mozart _would_ have killed 160,000
> people.  And yes, I know that some relative of Schubert's was in the
> SS, but we're talking about Mozart.
> *

My Dear Ralph,

Mozart is not quite as large as the earth, though I am certain that you
may argue otherwise... he was a small small man. Proportionately his act
of unhuman massacre was an equivalent to that of the most recent tsunami
as when in 1782 he took a bath in preparation to wed Constanze Weber in
Vienna's St. Stephen's Cathedral (obligatory histo presto content, and a
structure the little man had several months earlier acoustically altered
by the removal of several non-essential interior columns) Mozart killed
off 4,356 insects and assorted bacteria that had accumulateed in his
hair. For such a small man this was a remarkable accomplishment.

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