I read or heard this story. I'm not sure if it was on e-church or not, but
here goes:
A church congregation split over the subject of free will and
predestination. One of the members was confused. He tried to join the
Predestiationers. They asked him, "How did you come to join this group?"
"By my own free will."
"Then you can't be a member here. We believe in predestination only!"
He then tried to join the Free Willers.
"How did you come to join us?" they asked.
"By predestination," he answered.
You can guess the rest.
sharon