That's kind of funny.
Amy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Karen Carter" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, January 23, 2006 4:34 PM
Subject: Re: God's Sense of Humor
> --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_8233_1138052067_0
> Content-Type: text/plain
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
>
> Here is one.
> In December of 2002. I got on my knees and said God would you send me a
man that will love only me, not want another woman, be true to me and want
to be with me all the time and love only me. Of course you have to come
first in his life and mine. Thank you Jesus.
> Well God answered the prayer that next March I went to a friends house her
cat had kittens. and the one that does not like humans jumped on my lap My
friend told me I had to take him home because he lied me. I had to pray
about it becasue I was not ready to have a pet again. Well the Lord showed
me that if Idid not take him home he would end up in bad shape so I bought
him home the nex Sunday. Well he loves only me and wants me with him
always. His name is M&M a gold tabby cat. I forgot to specify human. So
the jokes on me. But that is okay I really love mmie too. He is my spoiled
baby.
>
> --
> I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out
there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there
is
>
> IN GOD WE TRUST
> -KC- Ministries
>
>
> -------------- Original message --------------
> From: Sharon Hooley <[log in to unmask]>
>
> > Speaking of God's sense of humor, I'd like to hear other testimonies in
> > which He displays it. I'll share one with you, for starters.
> >
> > A lady I know used to live alone in a trailer in Mountain Home, Idaho.
It
> > was a lonely experience for her. One day she came home from work, and
said,
> >
> > "God, I'm so lonely, I could marry any man!"
> >
> > Sometime later, the phone rang. Sure enough, it was a man, asking her to
go
> > out to dinner with him! The problem was, she did not like him. She got
so
> > mad that she gritted her teeth and said,
> >
> > "God, I didn't mean him!"
> >
> > sharon
> --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_8233_1138052067_0
> Content-Type: text/html
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
>
> <html><body>
> <DIV>Here is one. </DIV>
> <DIV>In December of 2002. I got on my knees and said God would you
send me a man that will love only me, not want another woman, be true to me
and want to be with me all the time and love only me. Of course you
have to come first in his life and mine. Thank you Jesus. </DIV>
> <DIV>Well God answered the prayer that next March I went to a friends
house her cat had kittens. and the one that does not like humans
jumped on my lap My friend told me I had to take him home because he lied
me. I had to pray about it becasue I was not ready to have a pet
again. Well the Lord showed me that if Idid not take him home he would
end up in bad shape so I bought him home the nex Sunday. Well he loves
only me and wants me with him always. His name is M&M a gold tabby
cat. I forgot to specify human. So the jokes on me. But
that is okay I really love mmie too. He is my spoiled baby. </DIV>
> <DIV> </DIV>
> <DIV class=signature id=signature>--<BR>I would rather live my life as if
there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if
there isn't, and die to find out there is <BR><BR>IN GOD WE TRUST <BR>-KC-
Ministries <BR></DIV>
> <DIV> </DIV>
> <BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT:
#1010ff 2px solid">-------------- Original message -------------- <BR>From:
Sharon Hooley <[log in to unmask]> <BR><BR>> Speaking of God's
sense of humor, I'd like to hear other testimonies in <BR>> which He
displays it. I'll share one with you, for starters. <BR>> <BR>> A lady
I know used to live alone in a trailer in Mountain Home, Idaho. It <BR>>
was a lonely experience for her. One day she came home from work, and said,
<BR>> <BR>> "God, I'm so lonely, I could marry any man!" <BR>>
<BR>> Sometime later, the phone rang. Sure enough, it was a man, asking
her to go <BR>> out to dinner with him! The problem was, she did not like
him. She got so <BR>> mad that she gritted her teeth and said, <BR>>
<BR>> "God, I didn't mean him!" <BR>> <BR>> sharon
</BLOCKQUOTE></body></html>
>
> --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_8233_1138052067_0--
|
