Phil you are worse than I thought you were lol you are bad bad Sandy? get
him.

I'm trying not to laugh though I am feeling so much better whew I can tell
I've talked too much though because my throat is hurting a bit Phil you are
bad.


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Lelia - I_love_my_husband
----- Original Message -----
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, October 22, 2005 9:12 PM
Subject: Echurch Offerings


> Say, I have finally figured out how to make money off of people on the
> internet.  I opened up a Pay Pal account.  Ain't that wonderful?  I can
> put
> a link at the bottom of each email I write, and I plan on writing a ton of
> them each day, and you can click on that link every time you read a
> message
> of mine, and make a sizable, generous, bigger than life donation directly
> to
> me.  Built in offerings.  Cool, hey?  I new you would like it.  Remember,
> you can't out give God.  If you believe that one, I'll tell you next about
> when the rapture is going to happen and all about global warming, the
> Easter
> bunny, and Santa Claus.  So, stay tuned, have your credit card handy, or
> in
> case you don't have a plastic card, or all of your cards are maxed out,
> Pay
> Pal also takes electronic check bank transfers.  Thought you'd get by me
> by
> lying about not having a credit card, didn't you?  Say, this thing about
> marketing the church has potential, I do believe.  Echurch can start with
> 10
> percent and then, as I preach new messages on giving, we will squeeze the
> percentage up little by little until we reach a comfortable amount.
> Comfortable for me, maybe not for you, but if you are going to be a
> Christian, a mighty good Christian, surely you know you have to give more
> than 10 percent.  Maybe I'll start at 5 percent and work my way up to ten.
> That sounds easier.  Don't give me this argument that you are already
> giving
> to your own church.  Oh, no, that won't fly here.  So you say you are
> going
> to log off of echurch?  Fine.  I have your email address and I'll keep
> sending you private emails every day to remind you that God is watching
> your
> checkbook.  So you pray about it.  Well, forget that.  You don't need to
> pray about something you already know is commanded by God.  Don't you go
> talking against the servant of the Lord.  You know what happened to 42
> kids
> that made fun of old bald headed Elishah, don't you?  Bears in the woods
> and
> all.  Don't fool around, now.  Be faithful.  God loves a cheerful giver.
> Don't make me preach on your bad attitude either.  I hate doing that
> because
> I love you so much but sometimes it has to be done for your own good.  By
> the way, Pay Pal can set up weekly, or monthly, automatic donations so
> you'll never forget to submit your substantial financial gift to
> echurch-USA.  god bless you for your dedication and faithfulness.  I'll be
> praying for you, that you do the right thing, that is.  Don't let me down
> now, excuse me, I mean, don't let God down now with your financial giving
> to
> echurch.  I hope nobody takes this seriously but you never know.
>
> Phil.
>
>
> Victory Isn't Something You Have; It Is What You Are.
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>