Yes Phil,
I know, I know, you need several air conditioned dog houses for your dogs,
right, and you have worn out your lear jets flying preaching your particular
doctrine across the country.
I guess I didn't give you enough money last year so you wouldn't pray for me
to get my sight, not that I wanted it.  I also know you bribed the Bronkos
to throw the game today, but I guess you just didn't give enough either.

    On the other hand, when these phony preachers get on the airwaves, some
people actually believe them.
Old P.T. Barnum was right.
Smile, or cry.
Vinny

----- Original Message -----
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, October 22, 2005 8:12 PM
Subject: Echurch Offerings


> Say, I have finally figured out how to make money off of people on the
> internet.  I opened up a Pay Pal account.  Ain't that wonderful?  I can
> put
> a link at the bottom of each email I write, and I plan on writing a ton of
> them each day, and you can click on that link every time you read a
> message
> of mine, and make a sizable, generous, bigger than life donation directly
> to
> me.  Built in offerings.  Cool, hey?  I new you would like it.  Remember,
> you can't out give God.  If you believe that one, I'll tell you next about
> when the rapture is going to happen and all about global warming, the
> Easter
> bunny, and Santa Claus.  So, stay tuned, have your credit card handy, or
> in
> case you don't have a plastic card, or all of your cards are maxed out,
> Pay
> Pal also takes electronic check bank transfers.  Thought you'd get by me
> by
> lying about not having a credit card, didn't you?  Say, this thing about
> marketing the church has potential, I do believe.  Echurch can start with
> 10
> percent and then, as I preach new messages on giving, we will squeeze the
> percentage up little by little until we reach a comfortable amount.
> Comfortable for me, maybe not for you, but if you are going to be a
> Christian, a mighty good Christian, surely you know you have to give more
> than 10 percent.  Maybe I'll start at 5 percent and work my way up to ten.
> That sounds easier.  Don't give me this argument that you are already
> giving
> to your own church.  Oh, no, that won't fly here.  So you say you are
> going
> to log off of echurch?  Fine.  I have your email address and I'll keep
> sending you private emails every day to remind you that God is watching
> your
> checkbook.  So you pray about it.  Well, forget that.  You don't need to
> pray about something you already know is commanded by God.  Don't you go
> talking against the servant of the Lord.  You know what happened to 42
> kids
> that made fun of old bald headed Elishah, don't you?  Bears in the woods
> and
> all.  Don't fool around, now.  Be faithful.  God loves a cheerful giver.
> Don't make me preach on your bad attitude either.  I hate doing that
> because
> I love you so much but sometimes it has to be done for your own good.  By
> the way, Pay Pal can set up weekly, or monthly, automatic donations so
> you'll never forget to submit your substantial financial gift to
> echurch-USA.  god bless you for your dedication and faithfulness.  I'll be
> praying for you, that you do the right thing, that is.  Don't let me down
> now, excuse me, I mean, don't let God down now with your financial giving
> to
> echurch.  I hope nobody takes this seriously but you never know.
>
> Phil.
>
>
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