Oh Phil, you are a real hoot! lol.

You got both Michael Micallef and I laughing. lol.

Now, if I believe anything you said, <grin> you will believe that I am
going to win the lottery on Wednesday when I play the power ball with just
one ticket. lol.

Lovings,
Pat Ferguson
At 10:12 PM 10/22/2005, you wrote:
>Say, I have finally figured out how to make money off of people on the
>internet.  I opened up a Pay Pal account.  Ain't that wonderful?  I can put
>a link at the bottom of each email I write, and I plan on writing a ton of
>them each day, and you can click on that link every time you read a message
>of mine, and make a sizable, generous, bigger than life donation directly to
>me.  Built in offerings.  Cool, hey?  I new you would like it.  Remember,
>you can't out give God.  If you believe that one, I'll tell you next about
>when the rapture is going to happen and all about global warming, the Easter
>bunny, and Santa Claus.  So, stay tuned, have your credit card handy, or in
>case you don't have a plastic card, or all of your cards are maxed out, Pay
>Pal also takes electronic check bank transfers.  Thought you'd get by me by
>lying about not having a credit card, didn't you?  Say, this thing about
>marketing the church has potential, I do believe.  Echurch can start with 10
>percent and then, as I preach new messages on giving, we will squeeze the
>percentage up little by little until we reach a comfortable amount.
>Comfortable for me, maybe not for you, but if you are going to be a
>Christian, a mighty good Christian, surely you know you have to give more
>than 10 percent.  Maybe I'll start at 5 percent and work my way up to ten.
>That sounds easier.  Don't give me this argument that you are already giving
>to your own church.  Oh, no, that won't fly here.  So you say you are going
>to log off of echurch?  Fine.  I have your email address and I'll keep
>sending you private emails every day to remind you that God is watching your
>checkbook.  So you pray about it.  Well, forget that.  You don't need to
>pray about something you already know is commanded by God.  Don't you go
>talking against the servant of the Lord.  You know what happened to 42 kids
>that made fun of old bald headed Elishah, don't you?  Bears in the woods and
>all.  Don't fool around, now.  Be faithful.  God loves a cheerful giver.
>Don't make me preach on your bad attitude either.  I hate doing that because
>I love you so much but sometimes it has to be done for your own good.  By
>the way, Pay Pal can set up weekly, or monthly, automatic donations so
>you'll never forget to submit your substantial financial gift to
>echurch-USA.  god bless you for your dedication and faithfulness.  I'll be
>praying for you, that you do the right thing, that is.  Don't let me down
>now, excuse me, I mean, don't let God down now with your financial giving to
>echurch.  I hope nobody takes this seriously but you never know.
>
>Phil.
>
>
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