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This is too funny.

Thanks Tonton Aggo,
--Emilie


----- Original Message -----
From: Aggo Akyea <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Friday, April 4, 2008 7:23 am
Subject: To make you smile for the weekend ... ...
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>                RENEW YOUR ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP WITH AAM!!!!
> 
>        SEND A CHECK FOR $25 TO AAM, P. O. Box 1016, MADISON, WI 53701
> 
>             MEMBERSHIP PERIOD:OCTOBER 1    -    SEPTEMBER 30
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> 
> Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so 
> priceless And so easy to see happening - customer service, being what 
> it is today! 
> 
> A lady died this past January, and MBNA bank billed her for February 
> and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and 
> then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance 
> that had been £0.00, now is somewhere around £60.00. 
> 
> A family member placed a call to the MBNA Bank:
> 
> Family Member:
> 'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.'
> 
> MBNA:
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still 
> apply.' 
> 
> Family Member:
> 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
> 
> Family Member:
> So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' 
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to The 
> credit bureau, maybe both!'
> 
> Family Member:
> 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Excuse me?' 
> 
> Family Member:
> 'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . The part about her 
> Being dead?'
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
> 
> Supervisor gets on the phone: 
> Family Member:
> 'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.'
> 
> MBNA:
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'
> 
> Family Member:
> 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' 
> 
> MBNA:
> (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
> 
> Family Member:
> 'No, I'm her great nephew.'
> (Lawyer info given)
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Sure.'
> ( fax number is given )
> 
> After they get the fax:
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I Can 
> do to help.'
> 
> Family Member:
> 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep 
> billing Her. I don't think she will care.' 
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'
> 
> Family Member:
> 'Would you like her new billing address?'
> 
> MBNA:
> 'That might help.'
> 
> Family Member:
> ' Glasnevin Cemetry, Finglas Road , Dublin 11, Ireland , Plot Number 
> 1049.' 
> 
> MBNA:
> 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'
> 
> Family Member:
> 'Well, what the **** do you do with dead people on your planet?' 
> 
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