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Thanks Julie. Grin. And for those young and/or young at heart, it's
recycled too. And that is good economy or joke--onomy.
Vicki
----- Original Message -----
From: "JULIE MELTON" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, July 21, 2005 7:25 PM
Subject: Re: [ECHURCH-USA] A little lightness
> An oldie but a goody. It still brings a chuckle.
> JulieMelton
> visit me at
> www.heart-and-music.com
> Keep smiling!
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Vicki and The Rors" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Thursday, July 21, 2005 6:34 PM
> Subject: A little lightness
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> > One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some
> > extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a
little
> > extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would
be
> > able to pick out three hymns.
> > After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and
> > noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so
> > excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and
> > said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in
> > the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the
> > back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.
> > Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it
was
> > that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three
> > hymns.
> > Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to
the
> > three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him
> > and him."
> >
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