That's cute. Sounds like a Joel Ostein joke.
For unto us a child is born. Unto us a son is given.
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From: "jen and Star" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 7:02 PM
Subject: Re: God's Humor
> LOL. THAT'S CUTE!
> Jen and MAMA-Star
> "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
> remembering how to fly."
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 1:09 AM
> Subject: Re: God's Humor
>
>
>> Hi,
>> When I used to be a Catholic, I made my first communion at age seven. It
>> was a large church and there were many of us. We had to practice lining
>> up
>> and going into church, several times a week.
>> They paired me up with a little girl who was supposed to be guiding me to
>> my
>> seat. The sisters said to the girl, "be sure to tell Vinny when there
>> are
>> steps.
>> So in the quiet church as we all came in, you could hear this little
>> voice
>> as we were walking saying:
>> Step. Step. Step. Step. Step, all the way to the altar.
>> Vinny
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Peggy Kern" <[log in to unmask]>
>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>> Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2006 10:01 PM
>> Subject: Re: God's Humor
>>
>>
>>> Oh, I dunno, Angel, we've had some pretty funny things in the Masses
>>> I've been at. One time when we were at Mass and I was about 13, at
>>> the collection time, I heard the guy with the basket getting close to
>>> us. I wanted to make sure he saw us, so for some reason I grabbed my
>>> blind friend's arm, in which she was holding the money she was
>>> supposed to put into the basket, and started waving it for the guy to
>>> see. She, thinking I meant the money guy was at our pew, let go of
>>> the money, which fell on the floor, and the guy with the basket had
>>> to get down and crawl around and pick it up. And when my sighted
>>> brother used to take my friend and me to Communion, he'd say it was
>>> like driving two sherman tanks. When one of us would receive
>>> Communion, we'd poke the other one so they'd know it was their turn,
>>> but we'd poke so hard that the other one would practically fall
>>> over. We spent half our lives giggling at these situations. Then
>>> when I started to sing at Mass, the fun increased. At one point I
>>> was singing a solo, and my mind went totally blank in the middle of
>>> the verse. All I could do was sit there and shake with laughter
>>> until I could remember some words and start singing again. Another
>>> time, my friend dropped her guitar on the floor during Mass. The
>>> floor wasn't carpeted at the time, and it sounded like thunder! But
>>> I think the funniest time of all was a few years ago when I went to
>>> Communion with my fellow choir members. When we got back to our
>>> places, the lady I'd walked with picked up what she thought was my
>>> binder with my words, and handed it to me. I opened it up, and there
>>> were no Braille dots! Just smooth print pages. I said, "This isn't
>>> mine," and she said, "Yes it is." She finally realized I was right,
>>> probably when she picked up her music and saw a bunch of
>>> bumps! Everyone standing around me in the choir was practically
>>> rolling on the floor with laughter; and we were supposed to be singing!
>>> <lol>
>>>
>>> Peggy
>>>
>>> At 09:32 PM 1/29/2006, you wrote:
>>>>Gosh, mass is boring compared to all these funny things that go on in
>>>>your
>>>>churches. I like reading about what goes on in these churches.
>>>>----- Original Message -----
>>>>From: Vicki and The Rors <[log in to unmask]>
>>>>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>>>Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2006 3:49 PM
>>>>Subject: Re: God's Humor
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > That's funny Phil.
>>>> >
>>>> > ----- Original Message -----
>>>> > From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
>>>> > To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>>> > Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2006 4:43 PM
>>>> > Subject: [ECHURCH-USA] God's Humor
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > > This same friend of mine, in the same building, was preaching at
>>>> > > another
>>>> > > time and jumped off the platform to try and emphasize a point in
>>>> > > his
>>>> > > message. As he spoke, he jumped up on the first row of seats. He
>>>>forgot
>>>> > > how low the overhead beams were and since he was pretty tall in the
>>>>first
>>>> > > place, he smacked his forehead dead center on one of the beams. It
>>>> > knocked
>>>> > > him backwards off the seats and on to the floor. No, dad gum it,
>>>> > > he
>>>>lived
>>>> > > any way.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Phil.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Jesus Is Your Problem. Luke 12:5
>>>> > > www.SafePlaceFellowship.com
>>>> > >
>>>
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