Did you hear the one about the wife who, soon after coming home from the
honeymoon, called her mom.

"Mom, you've just got to come get me and take me home!"

"What's the matter, dear, it can't be all that bad."

"Oh, but it is.  Please come get me, pleeeease?"

"Now, now honey.  Tell me what's wrong."

"My husband uses the most awful four-letter words.  I can't take it
anymore!"

"Now dear, I'm sure it isn't all that bad."

"they're the most terrible words I've ever heard.  He says, "wash," "cook,"
"iron"!"

Sharon
----- Original Message -----
From: "MV" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, November 08, 2005 6:00 AM
Subject: Birthday and wedding


> Darn. Can't sneak by at all these days lol. Thanks for the well wishes. We
> used a gift certificate we had for a while to a local eatery and my wife
> and I had a massage prior to dinner, that was a rare treat,  and we had a
> nice relaxing evening. Earlier in the day we winterized the place of all
> the outside stuff and brought it to storage. Now, more importantly, I
> believe we have a wedding to celebrate? Jen and Jeremy tied the knot also
> on Saturday. Once she comes down from Cloud 9, we might hear from her huh?
> lol.
>
> Brad
>
> At 06:59 AM 11/8/2005 -0500, you wrote:
>>We missed another one.  Brad had his ?? birthday on the fifth.  Brad, bro,
>>I
>>hope you had a very good birthday and that God will bless you with many
>>more
>>of them.  We haven't heard from you in a while.  Hope that everything is
>>wellwith you and Brenda.
>>
>>God bless you and keep watch over you and you family.
>>
>>Ned
>
> Brad
>
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